About the author...

This book was channeled by Elvis. I Chanted with an amethyst duct-taped to my third eye whilst writing it. When i'm not knit humorous cummerbunds for the blind, participate in full-contact origami, & woo guys by playing "daisy" with my armpit or my sensuous tuba.

I have good Karma. I discovered the ancient lost papyrus of St. robaertus of aritani (or bob the hermit), & while on a crusade to the holy land, i secured seer stones from the archangel rhonda & translated the circa 500 bc document. It;s contents will comprise my next published effort.